Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Jan 1 2006 Dear Amy, Why on earth do Christmas novelties keep coming out in stores earlier and earlier each year? Why is Christmas merchandise on sale before Halloween masks of ...
Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Nov 1 2005 Dear Amy, I’m contemplating making the switch from calling my adopted father by his first name, Gerald, to the more affectionate Dad. The problem is, Gerald and Winona (my ...
Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Oct 1 2005 Dear Amy, I work at a nursing home and have encountered a stinky nuisance. Is there a name for the certain substance that accumulates be-tween folds of skin, as you might ...
Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Sep 1 2005 Dear Amy, I want to make a bong. I have some old flower vases and some duct tape, but I want it to look cute. What can you suggest to help me? Maggie Faris St. Paul, ...
Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Aug 1 2005 THIS MONTH'S TOPIC: COOKING Dear Amy, Someone told me once that pasta is done when you can throw it at a wall and it sticks. Considering how thrilling and dangerous this ...
Sedaratives: Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris Jun 1 2005 Dear Amy, I was upset to hear about the death of Ricky (your imaginary boyfriend). However, now that you have new single status, could we pretend that I am your imaginary ...