There are only two days left to subscribe to the Believer and get the lovely, Charles Burns-illustrated Le Believer tote bag as our gift to you. That is, of course, in addition to a yearlong subscription to our award-winning magazine—Including the music, art and film double-issues. Click on over to the McSweeney’s Family Internet Store and enter the special code “BLVRTOTE” to become the envy of your friends and neighbors. But don’t take our word for it! Just listen to these satisfied new tote-bag owners:

“I used to just carry all of my important papers and books on my back like a camel—boy, what a mess! Now, thanks to my Le Believer tote bag, I can carry my various documents with confidence. Thanks, Believer!” —Greg 

“The moment I got my Le Believer tote in the mail, I threw out all of my other totes. They were making me physically sick. I couldn’t even give them away, because I never wanted to see them again.” —Jessi

“People stop me on the street all the time to compliment me on my Le Believer tote bag. When this happens, I reach into the bag and I pull out some fruit and I offer it to them. Usually they turn down the fruit, because it’s not particularly fresh, and because I offer it to them in a very aggressive way that I suppose makes them uncomfortable. It’s something I need to work on. Anyway, as they slowly back away, they often compliment the tote for a second time—and that makes me feel good. I sincerely don’t know what I would do without my Le Believer tote bag.” —Louis

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