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The Bee Gees Do Sgt. Pepper's
DISCUSSED

Peter Frampton, Rod Stewart, the Boer War, “A Cotton Candy Melange of Garish Fantasy and Narcissism”, A Hot Air Balloon Chase, Singing Robots with Breasts, Steve Martin with His Silver Hammer That Magically Turns Old People Young Again, Terrible Singers, Bubblegum Glitz, Gangrene, Donald Pleasance, The Beatles’ “Junior Rivals”

Little Maurice Gibb, before he was a Bee Gee, fell into a river with the family pomeranian, his siren suit bloating with water. His brother Robin crashed his bicycle into a van, going unconscious for two hours and amnesiatic for six. Ten years later, he survived the Hither Green train accident, in which forty-nine people died. An eighteen month old Barry Gibb yanked on the tablecloth, dousing himself with a full, freshly boiled pot of tea. He fell into a coma, and gangrene grew in his burns. Barry didn’t speak, sing, or even audibly cry for over a year after he returned home from the hospital. A photograph of Barry, decades later: he wears tight jeans, the faded denim pulled taut over his bulging crotch, a thick gold watch and gold necklace, and a red track jacket fully unzipped, lifted open by the wind to reveal pink glades of scars across his woolly chest. 

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