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17 ways to distract yourself from work

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•Look for gray hairs

•Twirl a pen

•Delete voicemails

•Order custom checks

•Flip mattress

•Fluff pubic hair

•Make tea

•Make a sandwich

•Think of names for future children

•Put on lipstick

•Complete this exercise: if you had to design the packet for a new kind of artificial sweetener, what color packet would you choose?

•Carve your initials into the soap

•And then the butter

•Combine different spices in a jar. This is your signature spice blend

•Melt down old scented candles and combine them into a new supercandle. This is your signature scent

•Congratulations: you have just created a lifestyle brand

•Write your will

17 ways to distract yourself from work

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