What’s on my desk?

1. Barry Hannah’s Bats out of Hell
2. Mentholatum Ointment
3. Kroger Maximum Strength Pain Reviver— Allergy/Sinus
4. A Mechanics Bank beer coozie (a free gift for our house loan, which we just got a month ago)
5. Pictures of our daughter, Claire
6. Stack of bills to be paid, including new house payment booklet
7. Plans for bookshelves we’re installing in our new living room
8. A sample novel chapter from a friend of a friend (I’m supposed to comment on it)
9. Two cigar bands from two Cuban Montecristos; I keep my Cuban bands in my copy of Lonesome Dove and have yet to unpack the book to put these in
10. Unused pages from my just-published novel that I’m trying to fit into a new story
11. Immodium
12. A stack of Dumb & Dumber B&W stills somebody gave me—I plan to frame them and make a Dumb & Dumber wall here in my new office—if Beth Ann will let me
13. A set of those Russian dolls where one’s within another within another within another until they’re tiny; this set is of Russian leaders.The largest, holding all others, is Gorbachev, complete with birthmark.
14. A flyer for a guy called Pig-Lard Zimmer, who cuts grass and isn’t afraid of wasps
15. A can of Raid Wasp & Hornet Killer. Out the window of my office I can see a nest, and I keep spraying them through the screen. They—wasps— are in my attic, too, and around the carport and in the eaves. I’ve been stung once in the last few days, but I’ve killed dozens of them.